Frustration Over Stolen Lawn Signs
“I put my Harris/Walz lawn sign out last night, and less than 12 hours later, it was gone,” an anonymous Rumson resident posted on Facebook, who added several other neighbors’ signs were also stolen the first week of October.
Jess Patel, Fair Haven, reported that her signs were stolen that same week: two signs supporting Kamala Harris and Tim Walz, one Frank Pallone sign, and one Andy Kim sign.
“I’m incredibly frustrated that this is happening again (I also lost a sign in 2016 and one in 2020),” Patel noted. “It seems childish to steal a sign from someone’s property, and it’s also, obviously, illegal. I paid for two of my signs as a donation to a campaign, so there’s also a monetary component to the loss. I’m currently combing through my Ring camera footage; hopefully, I’ll find out who the culprit is.” She reported the thefts to her town police.
Due to concerns that their houses will be targeted again, some victims of sign theft told their stories anonymously. When a Locust resident and her husband drove up their driveway, she saw an “older man” standing on her property removing and destroying their sign supporting Andy Kim for Senate. The homeowners parked behind the man’s Mercedes and asked, “What are you doing?!” The man replied, “I’m picking up garbage.” He said it “as though it was the most normal thing in the world to be trespassing and stealing private property, while simultaneously violating a strangers’ First Amendment rights.” The homeowners told the man to pay them $20 to replace the damaged sign, emphasizing that the money was going to support a Democrat. When the man apologized, the homeowners replied, “Yes, I’m sure you are sorry that you got caught.”
Vandalized or stolen signs are being reported across the state. “In Moorestown, we’ve had 6-7 Harris signs ripped out of the ground and vandalized or stolen so far. We’re not seeing this happen for other races. As I recall, this seems worse than it was in 2020 but not as bad as 2016,” observed Susan Coleman, Co-Chair, Action Together Burlington County. “I’ve had many people tell me they are afraid to put up signs because of their Trump-supporting neighbors.”
Homeowners have resorted to practical and creative tools to deter thefts, ranging from installing video cameras, securing signs with zip ties, coating signs with Vaseline and glitter, even rubbing them with cayenne pepper or poison ivy. A new method is attaching Apple AirTags, a button-size geo-tracking device, to lawn signs. If caught, sign thieves can be charged with theft, criminal mischief, and receiving stolen property, according to Title 2c, New Jersey Code of Criminal Justice.
“During the Biden election,” a Fair Haven homeowner who prefers to remain anonymous recalled, “numerous signs had been stolen from my property.” She decided to get creative, and “coated the back of a new sign with Vaseline and a ton of glitter. That sign was stolen too, but my porch camera captured the people tossing it into their backseat and then looking at their hands. I’m happy just knowing they probably still have glitter in their car from four years ago.” She added that no more signs were stolen after that.”
You could switch to Never seize or copper colloidal lube for coating the signs-very difficult to get off hands or upholstery or the Elmer Fudd approach with bird shot and pepper the car.
If people are using poison ivy to coat their political signs from being stolen, that’s a felony called poisoning. Poison ivy can be extremely poisonous to those allergic to it, and can kill people. In fact, the usuriol oil from a poison ivy plant, if extracted to pure form, is one of the deadliest chemicals after plutonium. It’s no different than using a dangerous chemical against a neighbor such has acid, lye, or other chemical. It’s no different than putting anti-freeze in someone’s coffee.
Cayenne pepper can also result in allergic reactions. So, if stealing or destroying a $20 sign is worth killing or maiming someone, have at it. But, then again, it’s Democrats who are doing this. No one said they are intelligent; especially after voting for the Democrat-Communists like Harris and Biden, and their apparatchik acolytes on the “down ballots”.
There goes Thomas Jefferson again, writing a lot and saying nothing. Thomas, go back to your trailer on Troll Island.
I’ll preface this with: it’s never ok to steal or vandalize. That said, with this polarizing election it’s tacky and toxic to throw your political views in your neighbors’ faces. I won’t put up a Trump sign because I don’t want to make my neighbors upset or have the same 🤮 reaction I have when I see a Harris sign. And believe me, there are LOTS of quiet Trump supporters who feel the same way. No one is going to vote for your candidate because of your sign. They will however perpetuate division in our communities and I don’t think that’s for the greater good.
Michael Schnackenberg makes his vacuous comments again, stating I am writing a lot and saying nothing. Hey MS, prove me wrong, if you can. You can’t, can you??? The only person making noise and saying nothing is Michael Schnackenberg. All he can do is make personal ad hominem attacks. Typical Democrat–Don’t let the facts get in the way.
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Leave it to “Thomas Jefferson” to announce it is Dems stealing signs despite the recent news story that, using air tags, the culprit was a Republican stealing from his rival Republican. Reality,!
https://newjerseyglobe.com/local/councilman-arrested-for-theft-after-rivals-put-tracking-device-on-political-signs/
I used to put signs out for the Republican Party in NJ throughout my district. Every time I put them up, the Democrats stole them that evening. I have videos of Democrat opponents stealing signs. This went on throughout the election cycles. Went through hundreds of Republican signs to fend off the Democrats. I was given more signs and told to keep putting them up. Why? Because this shows the public that we were fighting against the opposition party and weren’t going to give up. We won a lot of elections in our district and communities that way.